Joke O' The Day

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Joke O' The Day

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
– Letterman

Joke O' The Day with a Moral Lesson for Campaign 2008

Old Marine Tale
There's an old Marine Corps tale about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines in the field, and afterward told the 'Gunny' that the men smelled bad. The lieutenant's suggested solution was for the men to change their underwear. The Gunny responded, 'Yes sir, I'll see to it immediately! ' The Gunny went straight to the squad tent and announced, 'The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowsky, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!'

THE MORAL:
A candidate may promise 'change' in Washington , but don't count on things smelling any better.