Dedicated to all the Lady FrogFans…
Top 10 reasons you might want to choose the Dissident Frogman as your champion…
10-He’s your favorite Frenchman right behind Lafayette, and you believe America should erect a statue to his honor.
9~ “ And there will be music and women and we will have fun. No darn retarded mullah or ayatollah is going to take me away from that, mark my word.” ~ D. Frogman 12/31/2002
8-“I just love interminable sentences. Periods are for Sissies.” ~D. Frogman
7~”Oh, and no balls-molding camo shorts either.” D. Frogman 9/2006
6-“ Sure, I could probably kill it with a shovel…” ~ D. Frogman 8/9/2007
5- And, he can cook… “I decided to fix myself a large marmite of Chili. 1 Kg of mincemeat (beef and pork. First because the pig is a cool and smart animal, next because eating pork in Europe these days is quite a political statement, and an act of resistance)” ~D. Frogman
4~ He missed the “cheese-eating-surrender-monkey” memo. ~Uncle Jimbo, Blackfive
3~ Give me one insensitive shameless bastard Frenchman over an eternity of servile midgets any day. “And you don’t even have to die a martyr!” ~D. Frogman
2- Che-Mickey T is cooler than Cameron Diaz sporting Maoist Communist bag.
And #1 reason a Lady FrogFan might want to choose the Dissident Frogman as her champion…“Mine's longer and will go deeper.” ~D. Frogman 8/24/2007
And #1 reason a Lady FrogFan might want to choose the Dissident Frogman as her champion…“Mine's longer and will go deeper.” ~D. Frogman 8/24/2007
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