Ideas for hosting your very own Palin Party tonight.
10-Buy lots of Coors beer or try some Alaskan Smoked Porter.
9-Watch episodes of Deadliest Catch while drinking said beer and waiting for her speech.
8-Toss faux bear rug (or real if you have one) in front of the telly.
7-Decorate with plaid.
6-Serve baked Alaska and "Moose" burgers or other ideas for a hockey related menu.
5-Throw those little square sugar cubes (like little ice blocks they make igloos out of) at annoying liberal media commentators on your TV.
4-Make signs to hold up like "Sarah Baracuda is coming for Youda", "We Are The Champions!" and "The Puck Stops Here!" during applause and commercials.
3-Toast a successful speech with a glass of ice wine!
2-Post speech, go outside and play street hockey. Try really hard not to hit pucks into Obama yard signs and knock them down. Heh.
1-Now get yourself a McCain/Palin yard sign or bumper sticker and let the games begin!
2 comments:
"Try really hard not to hit pucks into Obama yard signs and knock them down."
I hit 'em with my zamboni...is that okay, too?
Zamboni's will work. Yes. :D
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