Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Host a Palin Party!!

Ideas for hosting your very own Palin Party tonight.

10-Buy lots of Coors beer or try some Alaskan Smoked Porter.

9-Watch episodes of Deadliest Catch while drinking said beer and waiting for her speech.

8-Toss faux bear rug (or real if you have one) in front of the telly.

7-Decorate with plaid.

6-Serve baked Alaska and "Moose" burgers or other ideas for a hockey related menu.

5-Throw those little square sugar cubes (like little ice blocks they make igloos out of) at annoying liberal media commentators on your TV.

4-Make signs to hold up like "Sarah Baracuda is coming for Youda", "We Are The Champions!" and "The Puck Stops Here!" during applause and commercials.

3-Toast a successful speech with a glass of ice wine!

2-Post speech, go outside and play street hockey. Try really hard not to hit pucks into Obama yard signs and knock them down. Heh.

1-Now get yourself a McCain/Palin yard sign or bumper sticker and let the games begin!

2 comments:

Proof said...

"Try really hard not to hit pucks into Obama yard signs and knock them down."

I hit 'em with my zamboni...is that okay, too?

Lady Cincinnatus said...

Zamboni's will work. Yes. :D