Wednesday, October 14, 2009

ManBearPig Quote o' The Day

"So on an ABC webcast, Charlie Gibson tossed to a U.S. intelligence report that suggests global warming is helping the Taliban and al Qaeda. The logic: temperatures rise, droughts continue, folks are desperate – and lo and behold, they become suicide bombers. This is nothing new, of course. Global warming is the Kevin Bacon of root causes: you can link everything back to it, including "Hollow Man." Hilariously, you can even blame terror on global warming, even if the current science suggests the globe may be cooling! But you know what's causing global cooling? Global warming. But you knew that" ~Daily Gut

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