Lady Cincinnatus: The Golden Ham of Death

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Golden Ham of Death

I just learned that the winning bid of a Grand Champion Ham at Ham Breakfast was a record 650k by both Proof Restaurant & Republic Bank. A combined $1.3 million! at the Kentucky State Fair. I just had an awesome idea. Maybe we can get the Obama administration to authorize "torturing" muslim detainees with the threat of feeding them a $1.3 million dollar ham. Heh. They can call it the golden ham of death torture technique. Heh.

1 comment:

Mike aka Proof said...: "Proof Restaurant & Republic Bank"
-for the record, I am affiliated with neither, though I appreciate their good work!; August 27, 2009 at 10:59 AM

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