The Golden Ham of Death

I just learned that the winning bid of a Grand Champion Ham at Ham Breakfast was a record 650k by both Proof Restaurant & Republic Bank. A combined $1.3 million! at the Kentucky State Fair. I just had an awesome idea. Maybe we can get the Obama administration to authorize "torturing" muslim detainees with the threat of feeding them a $1.3 million dollar ham. Heh. They can call it the golden ham of death torture technique. Heh.